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Line drawing of a hand coffee grinder beside a filter cone, a carafe and a cup, with coffee beans scattered along the base
Illustration of a hand turning the grinder crank

Coffee, by hand.

Kestrel Hand Grinder

A manual coffee grinder with stainless-steel burrs and a numbered adjustment collar. Grinder and cleaning brush included.

£47

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The problem is almost never the beans

You buy better coffee, it still tastes flat, so you change roaster. That costs more and fixes nothing. The thing flattening the cup is the grinder next to the kettle.

A blade grinder does not grind. It hits the beans until they are smaller, so you get dust and gravel in the same spoonful. Dust over-extracts and goes bitter, gravel under-extracts and stays sour, and every cup is both at once. No brewing method fixes an input that inconsistent, which is why changing beans never helped.

What Kestrel claims, and how we checked it

Kestrel say the grind holds one recipe from morning to morning, and that the adjustment is numbered so a setting can be returned to exactly. We have not tested either. We read the specification, the returns page and the box contents, and the claims are at least consistent: steel burrs, a numbered collar, no plastic in the grind path.

The guarantee is 30 days from delivery and it is theirs — refunds go through the seller. We checked the returns page says so in those terms, because a guarantee that only appears in sales copy is not a guarantee. In the box: the grinder and a brush. No case, which the sales page does not mention.

What the mechanism actually is, in their words

All of the money goes into two steel burrs and the shaft holding them square. You set a gap, the beans get crushed to that gap, and what comes out is close to one size. That is the whole mechanism, and it is why Kestrel argue this out-grinds much dearer electric models: nothing here pays for a motor.

Against that, you do the work — about fifty seconds of cranking for two cups, every time. The numbered adjustment is the part we would most want to be true, because it is the difference between "two clicks finer than yesterday" and guessing. Kestrel state it plainly. We have taken them at their word, which is as far as we can take them.

That matters most if you brew more than one way. A cafetière and a filter want different settings, and on an unnumbered grinder switching between them means re-finding both by taste every time. Numbered clicks turn it into two figures you write down once.

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What people say

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